Acai's Sky

Chapter 281 Who will give me a drug test...

Ah Cai looked at the handsome uncle Lord Lin on the screen and praised him, "This is what a Lord should look like!"

Tong Shishan also laughed, "I guess everyone at the scene was terrified, but is it really okay to just let them go like this?"

Ah Cai waved her round fan and said, "Oh, I asked my father, the Marquis, to give each of them a medicine. The medicine has been made for a long time, but it hasn't been tested yet."

Ah Er heard this and asked curiously, "What medicine? Forget about those pranks that make you burp and fart, they're boring."

Ah Cai smiled and replied to Ah Er, "No, it's a poison pill I made when I was bored earlier.

[Nine-Nine Bone Pain Pills], [Midnight Bone Pain Pills], [Moonlight Madman Pills], [Mental Confusion Pills], [Acupuncture Brain Clearing Pills], [Dream Flying Immortal Pills]…"

Ah Da was at a loss for words when he heard this. "What a mess! Is this a new product that the young lady made herself?"

Ah Cai explained to them, "[Nine-Nine Bone Pain Pills] is a cycle of ninety-nine and eighty-one days. Every day, the pain in the bones increases day by day. It's a hundred times more painful than cramps and bone pulling..."

"[Yeban Gutong Wan] is used to treat the unbearable pain in the joints of my bones every night, which means I can't sleep well every day. It hurts every day, every day... I don't know how much it hurts."

"[The Half-Month Madman Potion] is the kind of disease that causes you to go completely insane every two weeks, violently beating up those around you. If you have a knife nearby, you'll just hack at them... This cycle repeats itself every two weeks."

"[Insanity Pill] will cause mental illness if taken. It's unknown what direction the mental illness will develop into... I hope the drug works, and the punishment will be relatively light."

"[Acupuncture Brain Clearing Pill] makes my head feel like it's being pricked by needles every day, and I can't sleep day or night. I just don't know how many times the pain is, I'm looking forward to the data..."

"[Fantasy Flying Immortal Pills] Dream of ascending to heaven every day, constantly searching for high places to soar. Breaking a leg or arm is the least of it. The ascended person lives high above, and the people around them suffer..."

Ah Cai finished explaining and blinked, "I still have a lot of pills waiting for them to help me try them. How can I let them go so easily?"

"Sigh~"

"No, Miss, when she was bored, she thought about how to deal with these people?" Asan looked at the master and asked.

Ah Cai nodded her head, "I'm bored, let's do something interesting!"

Ah San rubbed his head. "You can make unlimited pills like the [Rejuvenation Pill] and send them back to General Bai Qi and the others!"

Ah Cai waved her hand, "Yes, they have done a lot! They are working hard to complete the tasks. By the time I return, I estimate that they will have reached more than 100 levels."

"It's a shame the system is malfunctioning right now. I can't see my level, and I can't claim the upgrade rewards... Sigh!"

Tong Shiqi rolled her eyes. "Are you really naive enough to think we can get back quickly? I bet it's tough!"

Ada and the others turned their heads and stared at her.

Tong Shiqi sneered and said, "Our Lord God is the best at settling accounts. Miss has done it again this time and got so many gold coins. Do you think the Lord God will let the master go?"

Ah Da nodded and said, "Be prepared for a long wandering! Fortunately, our young lady is lucky, otherwise there would be no fun."

Ah San nodded. "In this ancient world, if you don't have money and status, it's really hard to survive..."

Tong Jiawu clapped her hands. "That's right! The second young master of the Marquisate didn't even dare to speak. The pronunciation of ancient people is different from that of modern people. He would be exposed as soon as he spoke. Do you really think that time travel can make you omnipotent? I will burn you to death first..."

Tong Shishan also agreed, "We are intelligent robots with language development kits that can adapt to various language environments, but the young lady is still a little kid.

Otherwise, in this plane that has not been transformed by the Lord God, the traversers would be exposed in a minute, and it would be impossible to become bigger and stronger..."

Ah Cai looked around and asked, "Have Xixi and Tengu gone to the treasure land again?"

Ah Er came over and said, "Miss, ask Gougou Feiyue to take me to the competition again. There are a lot of handicrafts there just like the exquisite ball I gave your father last time..."

Acai was curious about what he was going to do.

Ah Er explained, "I got this ivory too, so I learned how to carve it as a souvenir. It doesn't cost any money, how great!"

Ah Da laughed and pulled Ah Er back. "You just don't want to go to the Marquis' Mansion. You want to go to the treasure land to see what's there?"

Ah Er said confidently, "Help them sort it out. It will save them time in the future!"

Ah San glared at Ah Er angrily, "When you have time, go to the manor and compile the crop data. It's time for a full-scale rollout! We already have enough seeds. They'll be perfect for next year's unusual weather!"

Ah Er stared at everyone with an aggrieved expression.

Ah Da slapped him on the back of the head and said, "Go to the Marquis' Mansion and keep an eye on them. We are going to the Marquis' Mansion. What nonsense are you thinking about?"

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Imperial Palace Imperial Study

Qi Yunkai listened to the secret guard's report and the latest news about the Lin Mansion, laughing so hard that he fell backwards.

"Ahem, this Lord Lin!"

Wang Daban, who was standing by, quickly placed the tea next to the emperor.

Qi Yunkai took a sip of tea to suppress his anger.

"So, Lord Lin has settled accounts with those people. Over five million taels of silver, an average of one million taels per family is a small amount."

Wang Daban followed suit and said, "It's easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it's hard to go from extravagance to frugality. Lord Lin has raised them in luxury, and they've become accustomed to it. Their future will be difficult!"

Qi Yunkai knocked on the table, "I say, what's wrong with Lord Lin? He knew that the child was not his own, but he still raised him so generously, at least 10 taels of silver per child every year..."

Wang Daban, "A little kid of a few years old costs 10 taels a year. Once these kids are brought up and grow up, the money will be a bottomless pit!"

Qi Yunkai laughed heartily, "If those families can't raise them well, how can they still do well? At most, they will have no peace at home and may lose some antique ornaments at any time!"

Wang Daban watched the emperor gloat over his misfortune. Was this just drinking less antiques every day? This was like inviting a future high-ranking thief home... a sign of ruin!

Say no, don’t take these people home?

I want to eat shit.

Every time I see the emperor, he gives me orders. How dare I not take it back?

"Your Majesty, the young lady of the Marquisate wants to go back to play hide-and-seek. Is she going to open the treasure?"

Qi Yunkai was also happy. He asked the Zhai family to take a look, but they couldn't find it. They were wondering why their family built an underground palace and they couldn't find it?

Turning around, the little girl was happily playing with the ghost ball she brought out from the underground palace.

He lowered his head and played with the ghost ball in his hand. It was truly a masterpiece of exquisite craftsmanship.

This time the little girl is going back to play hide-and-seek. I guess the underground palace will be open soon. I’m looking forward to it as many ghost balls as I can get.

Qi Yunkai looked up and said, "Big Fatty, why are these knights so stubborn? Wouldn't it be better if they opened the underground palace earlier? Look how busy Lord Lin is..."

Eunuch Wang rolled his eyes secretly. "It's hard to describe the temperament of these Jianghu wanderers, but they have indeed made great contributions to our Ning Dynasty's high-yield and high-quality seeds."

Qi Yunkai touched the ghost ball and said, "I don't want a title either. I just want to wait for the little girl to grow up, go out and continue traveling around the world. It's really cool!"

"envious……"