Almighty Game System

Chapter 265 Sneer Chapter

As soon as he entered the door, Le Xuan felt a strong chill covering his whole body, like standing in the snow wearing half sleeves for three or nine days. This piercing coldness is so real that it cannot be simulated by illusions.

"Is there an air conditioner?" Le Xuan raised his head and looked around, mocking himself, "It's really worth it."

Before he finished speaking, the wooden door behind him slammed shut, leaving Le Xuan in darkness. Fortunately, the eagle eye skill still played a role at this time. Although it was not as effective outside, it was still possible to see things normally.

Le Xuan first turned around and tried to open the door, but of course it failed. The door was like a fake door forged by bricks. It has been frozen into ice cubes.

Now that the matter has come to this point, Le Xuan didn't regret complaining, but actively checked the situation in the room. The room is not big, and there is nothing but a few broken cardboard boxes in one corner.

Le Xuan was about to pick up the old box and study it, when suddenly he felt a peeping feeling, which seemed to come from the top of his head...

Le Xuan raised his head abruptly, and at a glance, he saw that there seemed to be a dark shadow floating on the ceiling. The outline was very vague, but it looked like a human figure. They stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

After a while, the black shadow gradually disappeared, and when Le Xuan was about to re-study the cardboard box, two icy blue lights suddenly shot down from the ceiling, which seemed to be where the black shadow's eyes were.

Even if normal people don't panic at this time, they will inevitably be a little flustered, but Le Xuan just turned his side slightly and dodged, as if he knew there would be an attack.

"Your mother's hot, it's so embarrassing!" Le Xuan watched the black shadow reappear and slowly solidified in front of his eyes, gradually turning into a dark human figure. If you want to describe it, I don't know if you have seen it The famous Detective Conan, before the mystery was revealed, the murderer appeared as such a black shadow with only eyes, but the eyes of the black shadow in front of Le Xuan seemed to be smaller, and the color was more unorthodox.

"Shall I tell you a joke?" Hei Ying looked at Le Xuan and said.

"Pfft..." Le Xuan couldn't hold back his anger. Such a serious atmosphere was broken so easily, which made Le Xuan feel a little shivering. He stared at the black shadow for a few seconds, Suddenly he took out a revolver and pointed it at Heiying's forehead, and said word by word: "I'm in a hurry, stop talking nonsense!"

"Tell me a joke." Hei Ying repeated, "If you can make me laugh, I'll let you out."

It seemed that Sombra was not afraid of the revolver, Le Xuan complained in his heart that it was not so reliable, and he said that it could instantly kill everything, nonsense!No, nonsense, I'm afraid I'm still anxiously scratching the wall outside this dilapidated house...

Le Xuan was silent for a moment, and finally compromised. However, Le Xuan is really not very good at telling jokes. After pondering for a long time, he tried to say: "Speaking is fine, but what good will it do for me? Everyone is equal. Mutual benefit, all right?"

"Of course, if you make me laugh, I will not only let you out, but also send you to the cell at the end of this corridor, where are you running, right?" Black Shadow thought for a moment, then said: "This It can save you a lot of time."

"I'm afraid it will take longer to tell a joke than this." Le Xuan shrugged and started his narration.

What are the characteristics of this room?Apart from the mess, there is only one word: "cold"!So, Le Xuan decided to tell a bad joke...

"A long, long time ago, there was a taxi driver on night shift." Le Xuan thought for a long time before he thought of the coldest joke he felt. A woman is waving on the side of the road, and of course he will not refuse any business, so he lets the woman get into the car."

"Excuse me, where are you going?" The woman sat in the back row, she seemed to be very light, and the driver didn't feel the ups and downs of the car when someone got on the bus. He asked casually, and turned his gaze to the rearview mirror...

"Then that woman is picking her booger?" Hei Ying suddenly interrupted Le Xuan.

"Huh? Have you heard of it?" Le Xuan said in surprise, "I didn't expect your Excellency to cover a wide range of fields!"

"Although it's very cold, it hasn't met my requirements yet." Soi Ying actually shrugged his shoulders, as if he was not satisfied with Le Xuan's narration, and said, "Let's have another one, or a horror story is also fine. Scared me too."

"Scare you, uncle! I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, either send me there, or I will die with you!" Le Xuan angrily drew out his revolver again and pointed it at Heiying's forehead, saying viciously: "If you don't believe me, you can try it! "

"Hmm..." Heiying smiled and said, "Your expression is in place now, yes, you really scared me, well, I will send you to the cell."

As soon as the words fell, Le Xuan's eyes blurred, and he suddenly appeared in a circular space. There were four iron gates on the opposite side. It was the kind of iron bars with thick fingers in prisons, but the inside was very dark. I couldn't see if anyone was locked inside.

But when Le Xuan turned around, he couldn't help but want to scold his mother again, because there are four doors behind the door, the corridor behind the door is exactly the same as the corridor when he came here, and the four corridors of emotion all lead to here come!

"It's you again." When Le Xuan was upset, someone suddenly said.

Le Xuan heard the sound and looked, and found that the speaker was sitting cross-legged in the shadow on one side of the circular space, with a thick cigar in his mouth.

"It's me again? We seem to be meeting for the first time, right? Also, you can also talk?" Le Xuan looked at this guy and frowned.

"Why can't I speak?" The other party looked at Le Xuan like an idiot.

"Because you are a dog!" Le Xuan couldn't help but roared.

That's right, after Bugs Bunny, there was another dog with a cigar in its mouth, the strong bulldog who was played hard by Bugs Bunny every time, but now it has obviously been anthropomorphized, not only can it sit cross-legged , can also shoot soot with claws...

"Impolite fellow." The bulldog spit out a smoke ring smartly, and said, "If you call me Mr. Tang Jierui, it will definitely be much more beneficial to your next situation."

"Tang Jierui? Maybe it's not the combination of Tom and Jerry?" Le Xuan felt that it was much colder than the room just now, and his skin got goosebumps instantly.

"It's Lord Tang Jierui!" the bulldog said angrily.