novelraw Chapter 123 The Anal Is Here
Chapter 123 The Anal Is Here
Chapter 124 The Anal Is Here
After You Tianshang settled in, Li Luochen continued his cultivation. He had originally planned to use the divinely bestowed soul ring as his seventh soul ring, but it seemed unnecessary. He would just go for the Titan Giant Ape directly.
When the time comes, Yanzi will be an 80th-level Azure Bull Python, and he will be a 70th-level Titan Giant Ape. Wouldn't that be perfect? Having another 100,000-year-old soul bone would give them a greater chance of absorbing the Golden Dragon's torso bone.
In the following days, a street urchin appeared at Shrek Academy, watching several students cultivate, but he was more interested in Ma Hongjun.
"Little Li, let me have Ma Hongjun. He has a top-grade Fire Phoenix Martial Soul, which should belong to my Xuan Niao Sect. I want him to be the Xuan Niao Sect's eldest disciple."
You Tianshang looked at Li Luochen with excitement. It had been a long time since he had found such a talented little guy.
Among the geniuses he recently recruited, only a little girl named Bai Chenxiang from the Min clan, whom he had taken in, showed decent talent. She possessed innate soul power at level nine, but unfortunately, her spirit was a Swift-tailed Swift, which lacked offensive power. (I think Bai Chenxiang's level is quite normal; at eighteen years old and level forty-eight, that's pretty good cultivation talent.)
"Um... you should ask him. If he's willing, that's fine. But he still belongs to Shrek Academy. Don't even think about leaving or anything. Besides, wasn't it just a spur-of-the-moment thing for you to create the Xuan Niao Sect?"
"The eldest son of the prestigious Qingluan family would give up his position to start a business? I don't understand. If he agrees, his eighth spirit ring must be 100,000 years old and fire-attribute. Can you even manage that?"
Li Luochen felt there was no problem. Ma Hongjun was beyond his ability to teach. He was a weapon spirit master while Ma Hongjun was a flying beast spirit master. He could only advise Ma Hongjun on which spirit beasts were suitable to acquire.
If Ma Hongjun wants to create his own soul skill, then Li Luochen can't help him. This question won't be too difficult for him. He doesn't know much about bird soul masters, and in fact, he doesn't know much about how to cultivate beast martial souls.
"Uh... alright, I'll go all out. Fire-attribute beasts are easy to find. There are quite a few at the Undying Volcano. My great-uncle said there are at least seven 100,000-year-old soul beasts there."
"Once I become a Title Douluo, I can break through to level 95 in a few years. With my strength, level 95 is enough to rival level 97. A mere 100,000-year-old soul beast? A piece of cake!"
You Tianshang patted his chest and assured him.
As for why Li Luochen could give Zhu Zhuqing pointers, it's because Li Luochen knew a monkey uncle with a sleazy face wearing a yellow suit. That uncle once said that speed is weight. Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?
Following this lecherous old man's approach is definitely the right thing to do. Speed is weight, after all, and it's most suitable for agility-based Soul Masters like Zhu Zhuqing.
While Li Luochen and You Tianshang were chatting, someone appeared who was both unexpected and expected by Li Luochen.
This is the so-called "Big Wet Jade Small Anus".
As a "friend," Flander certainly greeted him, but Li Luochen noticed a hint of disdain in Flander's eyes. It was all just a formality, with little real feeling involved.
Gangzi, that idiot, didn't react much. He was single-mindedly focused on his precious disciple, who was his hope and a tool for him to prove himself.
Tang San and Xiao Wu were quite happy to see Gangzi, but Oscar and the others didn't react much. A mere level 29 Great Soul Master? A Grandmaster?
Oscar glanced at Li Luochen, who stood to the side with his arms crossed. "The real master is here," he thought. He had read the so-called "Ten Core Competencies of Martial Souls" and scoffed at it. "It's all common sense, nothing real. Can the author of this book be called a master?"
Moreover, Oscar laughed when he saw the question about the limit of spirit ring age. All of his spirit rings were absorbed beyond the limit, breaking the norm. Has a level 29 Great Spirit Master ever absorbed a spirit ring that is over 1,700 years old?
Yu Xiaogang then looked at the Shrek Academy students. He felt that his chance had come. He had already received Tang San's letter. They were all monster-level geniuses. So, the next Advanced Soul Master Elite Competition might just be Shrek Academy's.
"That's all, that's all. Xiao Ao, Hong Jun, pack your bags, we're going to another place to train later. Rong Rong, Zhu Qing too, there's a good show to watch later."
Li Luochen didn't want to see this idiot wallowing in self-pity, and since he couldn't openly kill him, he simply sent everyone away.
Li Luochen's sudden words startled Yu Xiaogang from his reverie. He immediately looked at Li Luochen, feeling very displeased. How could this young student be so rude?
"What's wrong with you, classmate? I haven't even said I was leaving early. Don't you know how to respect your elders?!"
Yu Xiaogang's words immediately displeased the teachers present. Flander's face darkened as well, since Li Luochen was their academy's star and benefactor.
"Who do you think you are? How dare you ask our Director Li to respect you? What are you? Let me tell you, our Director Li is the strongest genius among the younger generation. You don't really think you can act so arrogantly just because you're a friend of the dean, do you?"
Ma Hongjun was furious when he heard this. He respected Li Luochen very much. Li Luochen not only helped him solve his martial soul defect, but also helped him cultivate and paved the way for him. In the past few days, Li Luochen had even found him a master who was about to be named a Title Douluo.
He has very deep feelings for Li Luochen, after all, Li Luochen has been his mentor since he was a child.
"Ma Hongjun, this is my teacher. Don't you understand the importance of respecting your teacher?"
Tang San lost his mind in an instant. He had always placed respect for his teachers above all else, and to insult his teacher was a death sentence. "He's your teacher, not mine. A mere Great Soul Master? Does he even deserve to be my teacher? Does he even deserve it? A Great Soul Master can be called a Grandmaster? This Grandmaster is probably just self-proclaimed."
Ma Hongjun continued speaking, but a voice suddenly told him, "Tang San is about to make his move. He will use hidden weapons, and they will be poisonous. He will use his third soul skill, Phoenix Rebirth, to possess you. He won't be able to do anything to you then."
Tang San's eyes turned purple, and he flung out several flying needles, aiming at Ma Hongjun's throat, heart, and brow.
The teachers present were all at the Soul Saint level or above. How could they not sense Tang San's actions? They had all watched Li Luochen and Ma Hongjun grow up. How could Tang San be so ruthless!
"Third Soul Skill, Phoenix Reborn from the Ashes!"
Ma Hongjun was already prepared. He transformed into a phoenix in flames, and his body was engulfed in blazing phoenix flames, instantly vaporizing the flying needles.
At this moment, Ma Hongjun's spirit rings appeared: yellow, purple, black, and four spirit rings. He was extremely furious, and the verbal dispute had directly led to his killing of someone.
Ma Hongjun transformed into flames and attacked Tang San. Seeing the situation was dire, Tang San immediately unleashed his Blue Silver Grass soul skill.
"First Soul Skill, Entanglement!"
The black blue silver grass wrapped around Ma Hongjun, but it was burned to ashes upon contact with him.
"What! The third soul skill, Blue Silver Cage!"
The black Blue Silver Grass formed a black cage to protect Tang San, but Ma Hongjun still managed to break through it.
Just as Tang San was about to use Ghost Shadow Tracking to dodge, he suddenly felt dizzy and disoriented, as if he had been attacked by something.
That's right, this is Ma Hongjun's new skull skill, Mental Shock, which directly caused Tang San's mind to become scattered.
However, Tang San's cultivation of the Purple Demon Eye helped improve his mental strength. His Purple Demon Eye was at the Microscopic Realm, and his mental strength was quite good. However, Ma Hongjun was already a level 44 Soul Master, and had also been nourished by a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring and absorbed the head Soul Bone.
His mental strength was originally at the level of a Soul King, and it was almost on par with that of a Soul Emperor. Unfortunately, mental strength was not his forte.
However, this was enough for him to torment Tang San. In an instant, Ma Hongjun stepped on Tang San's face, knocking him to the ground, and spat at him.
"Hey! What kind of thing is this! So vicious! You're a perfect match for your useless teacher. I really don't know what you were thinking, taking a good-for-nothing as your teacher?"
"Can he even hunt down a spirit ring for you? How dare a mere Great Spirit Master boast like that?"
Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San's bedding; he had just wanted to go over and stop him.
"Let go..."
Before Yu Xiaogang could finish speaking, a white jade-colored short sword was placed against her neck.
"Don't move! Move a muscle and you're dead!"
The speaker was Oscar. In the instant Ma Hongjun made his move, he instantly brought Yu Xiaogang to his side and used the external soul bone, the white jade arm sword, to control Yu Xiaogang. He believed that this was the root of all evil.
Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong were both caught off guard when they saw Li Luochen pull out a chair, sit down, cross his legs, and crack sunflower seeds.
Zhu Zhuqing hadn't even noticed how Oscar had made his move; his speed was incredibly unpredictable and worth learning. Meanwhile, Ning Rongrong, in her mischievous spirit, was eager to watch the drama unfold.
Ning Rongrong snatched the sunflower seeds from Li Luochen's hand and started cracking them open herself.
(End of this chapter)