Douluo's Dragon Pattern Divine Staff

Chapter 219 Anus, Turning Dark Again

Chapter 220 Anus, Turning Dark Again

Bibi Dong's anger level was rising, and Li Luochen quietly let go of her hand, standing behind her as a guard.

"Let him in."

Bibi Dong exhaled and then spoke.

Li Luochen also wanted to see if his number one love-obsessed person in Douluo Continent, or his yandere love-obsessed person, would change in any way.

Not long after,

A man of medium build, slightly thin, appearing to be in his forties or fifties, with short black hair parted in a 3/7 ratio, and an ordinary appearance, entered. He had his hands behind his back and exuded an eerie aura; his eyes held a strange and颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a sense of listlessness, decadence, or despair) quality as he opened and closed them.

The man had a rather large mouth and thick lips, and his facial muscles seemed somewhat stiff, making his smile rather unappealing.

Most importantly, the man was missing a leg and came on crutches.

The man was Yu Xiaogang. Li Luochen noticed that Yu Xiaogang had actually taken care of himself this time, and he looked a bit more refreshed. Tsk, is he relying on his good looks?

Li Luochen looked at Bibi Dong. When Bibi Dong saw Yu Xiaogang, her hands did clench slightly involuntarily, and her brows furrowed, but she quickly relaxed.

Yu Xiaogang looked at Bibi Dong, her indifferent gaze revealing something more: apology, memories, and above all, melancholy.

Bibi Dong seemed to be recalling something, but as if she had thought of something, she suddenly shuddered and looked at Yu Xiaogang below, speaking calmly.

"You're here. What can I do for you?"

The master's gaze hardened at this. "Yes, I've come. How are you?"

Bibi Dong's face revealed a noble and arrogant smile.

"What's wrong with being above ten thousand people? As the ruler of the Spirit Hall, even the emperors of two great empires have to show me respect. Do you think there's anything wrong with that?"

The master sighed, "Bibi Dong, I know the bitterness in your heart."

"Bibi Dong? If you hadn't told me, I would have almost forgotten that name. Please call me Pope, or Your Majesty. I am no longer the naive Bibi Dong I once was."

"Yes, Your Holiness the Pope." The master's pupils contracted slightly, and a trace of pain flowed from his eyes.

Good acting!

Li Luochen and You Tianshang stood on either side of Bibi Dong, exchanging glances.

Li Luochen: Do you know what happened?

You Tianshang: I know, it's a scandal. But it's not a big problem anymore.

Li Luochen: Goodness, you've got a gossipy side too?

You Tianshang: After all, besides cultivation, we also need to relax. Actually, the team initially wanted me and Sister Dong to be a couple. However, I really dislike spiders, so I wasn't interested in Sister Dong.

Li Luochen: Six! As expected of you, so you like birds, right?

You Tianshang: Yes!

Li Luochen: . . . . . .

"What brings you here? It's been twenty years since we last met." The Pope's voice remained as calm as ever.

Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath, suppressing the turbulent emotions within him. Even he himself hadn't expected that seeing Bibi Dong again would make him lose control so much. But for the sake of his original purpose, he forced himself to cheer up.

"Your Holiness, I have come here with a request."

"Oh?" Bibi Dong looked at the master with some surprise. "You've come to me for help? This doesn't seem like you. It seems that time really does change a person. Tell me."

Yu Xiaogang didn't explain. If it were his own business, he would never beg the other party for anything. However, for the sake of his disciple, whom he treated like a father, he had no choice but to come.

"Your Holiness, I would like to know how you overcame the challenge of having twin martial souls."

Bibi Dong's pupils contracted slightly, and she said calmly, "You don't need to know this. What's the point to you?"

Yu Xiaogang cut to the chase: "I've taken on a disciple who has been cultivating with me for seven or eight years. Fortunately, he possesses the same twin martial souls as you. This child is exceptionally talented, and I hope to nurture him into a powerful figure."

"Why should I help you? So that you can train a powerful person to oppose me?" The Pope's voice suddenly turned cold.

Yu Xiaogang said in a deep voice, "Of course not. If you're willing to tell me how you did it back then, I can assure you that my disciple will never oppose the Spirit Hall in his entire life."

Yu Xiaogang: Let's keep her in line first. Once the mistress has grown up, any guarantees won't matter! "Pfft!"

The sudden burst of laughter brought a touch of life to the otherwise silent Papal Palace; the source of the laughter was none other than Li Luochen.

"Ha~ Hahaha"

You Tianshang was trying to suppress his laughter, but he couldn't hold it in anymore because of Li Luochen's laugh. He had never seen such a shameless person before!

It was only then that Yu Xiaogang noticed there were two people behind Bibi Dong! One was Li Luochen, and the other was Contra, the game he had beaten up before!

So these two are from the Spirit Hall! Yu Xiaogang finally understood, and her disgust for Bibi Dong deepened, while a few more evil thoughts arose within her.

Yu Xiaogang vowed to trick Tang San into revealing the method for cultivating twin martial souls. Once Tang San grew up, she would cripple Bibi Dong's martial soul and soul power, and then utterly humiliate her, as well as that bitch Liu Erlong!

Bibi Dong glanced at the two clowns behind her, then stared at Yu Xiaogang. She sensed that Yu Xiaogang's evil thoughts were rising, and her eyes were filled with lewd intent towards her.

It was several times more disgusting than the way Qian Xunji had looked at her before, which disgusted Bibi Dong to no end! In an instant, unpleasant memories came to mind, and her mood immediately soured.

Because Li Luochen and You Tianshang possessed high mental strength, they were the first to notice Bibi Dong's emotional change, so they immediately stopped giggling. Otherwise, they might get beaten up later!

"Yu Xiaogang, I didn't expect you to be so optimistic. Tang San's father died at the hands of an elder of my Spirit Hall. The hatred for killing one's father is irreconcilable! How can you make such a guarantee?"

Do you think I'm easy to fool?

Bibi Dong slammed her scepter down, unleashing a surge of soul power that instantly pinned Yu Xiaogang to the ground!

"Exactly, why does this thing always like to get something for nothing? Why does it like to do things like getting something for nothing so much?"

"It's because he's shameless. When I slapped him, he didn't even die. My strength as a Contra Douluo only made his face swell up. That shows how thick his skin is."

Li Luochen and You Tianshang spoke in unison, making Yu Xiaogang's face turn red with anger, and then she thought of something.

"Your Holiness, I'm reporting this! That Li Luochen is a fallen soul master; his soul ring configuration is abnormal and needs to be thoroughly investigated!"

Yu Xiaogang struggled to get up, but could only kneel on the ground. Nevertheless, he still wanted to report Li Luochen.

He was confident that his judgment was correct, because that kind of spirit ring configuration was completely unreasonable and could only appear in the stories of fallen spirit masters in books!

Bibi Dong's face immediately darkened. Calling Li Luochen a Fallen Soul Master? It's more accurate to call her that! She's just a bookworm; she doesn't even know how Fallen Soul Masters cultivate or what their characteristics are.

"How dare you insult my Spirit Hall elders!" Bibi Dong stood up abruptly. Although she "disliked" Li Luochen, he was still her son-in-law, practically a son!

Even if we disregard Qian Renxue's feelings, we should at least consider Chengqian's good grandson's feelings. How could Yu Xiaogang possibly try to smear her grandson's father?

Bibi Dong directly concentrated her soul power in her hand and pointed it at Yu Xiaogang's crotch, causing Yu Xiaogang's penis to explode.

"Aaaaaaah! Bibi Dong, you... Aaaaaaahhhhhh—"

Yu Xiaogang fainted from the pain. As expected, a slacker is a slacker; she fainted after only a short time.

Li Luochen and You Tianshang felt a chill run down their spines. Looking at Bibi Dong's back, they felt a sense of fear. Indeed, an angry woman is the most terrifying.

Why did Bibi Dong do this? First, she sensed Yu Xiaogang's wicked desires; she was all too familiar with that look, and Bibi Dong found it disgusting. Second, Yu Xiaogang actually wanted to sow discord within her family, which she could not tolerate!

"Tian Shang, throw him out! This disgusting bastard shouldn't be in my way again!"

Bibi Dong snorted coldly, on the verge of losing control.

"Okay, Sister Dong!" You Tianshang picked up Yu Xiaogang and carried her outside.

"Also, come see me after the finals. I have important matters to discuss. I'm tired today. Go and rest after you finish throwing."

"Alright!"

You Tianshang left quickly, fearing he might get a beating if he stayed any longer, so he sped away. As for Li Luochen, sorry, it's not that he's a disloyal brother, but Bibi Dong's anger is truly terrifying!

Li Luochen watched You Tianshang flee in disarray and shouted in his heart: You're so disloyal, Lao You! How could you abandon me like this!

"Ahem, um, Mom~ can your son-in-law leave now?"

Li Luochen tentatively said.

"Huh? Did I say you could leave?" Bibi Dong stared at Li Luochen with a death stare.

"No, this is just waiting for Mother's decree." Li Luochen's words were truly heartfelt!

Bibi Dong sat directly on the papal throne, leaning back against it, and said with one hand supporting her head, "Give me a leg massage. If you don't do a good job, Yu Xiaogang will be your fate!"

"Yes, sir!"

Li Luochen was already drenched in sweat. Massaging Bibi Dong's legs was something countless transmigrators would have loved to do.

For Li Luochen, however, it was a sweaty mess, as this mission was crucial to his future happiness.

But on another note, Bibi Dong's legs are really smooth! But would Li Luochen dare to touch them? It's truly touching.

(End of this chapter)