Even with chuunibyou, let's learn together!

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High sugar content…

Replenish energy…

The moment Hayakawa uttered those two names together, Fumino Furuhashi turned deathly pale and screamed, waving her hands frantically: "Dame dame dame!! If this keeps up, people will start pointing at me and saying, 'Wow, there are such fat paramecia in this world!' when I go out!!"

"Eat what I tell you to eat."

Hayakawa was so angry at Furuhashi's words that her stomach ached. She shouted, "I told you, didn't you notice you've gained weight?!"

"What can you see? What can you see?!"

After being yelled at by Hayakawa, Fumino Furuhashi's rebellious spirit flared up instantly. Mimicking Hayakawa's manner, she retorted angrily, "Can't you see anything with those eyes? It's always been like this. I suggest you go get a pair of glasses!"

This was the pent-up resentment she had been building up for days. Whether it was her "finding resources" when she invited her to the movies or her lack of comfort after the power outage, it all made Furuhashi hold a grudge against Hayakawa. She had long been fed up with Hayakawa's slowness.

"Rebellion! Rebellion!!"

After being scolded by Furuhashi, Hayakawa became so angry that he almost collapsed on the sofa.

Chapter 76 I've really gotten fat

"You've really gained weight,"

Fumino Furuhashi blushed and retorted loudly, spreading her arms and thrusting her slender waist forward forcefully: "Look closely! My waist is now as big as a bucket."

"How exactly is it similar?"

Hayakawa looked at Fumino Furuhashi's slender waist with a bit of speechlessness. It was the size that he could wrap his arms around with both hands. No matter what, it couldn't be considered a bucket.

"Really!"

Fumino Furuhashi shook her head vigorously, her face flushed with excitement: "After I weighed myself yesterday, I pinched my stomach, and it made a 'plop!' sound, you know? It was a 'plop!' sound!! It's like when you see a big piece of good-looking pork in the supermarket, and you pat it a couple of times, that's the sound it makes!"

The description is so vivid…

"so what…"

Hayakawa felt weak and slumped down, looking at the old bridge. He casually waved his hand and asked, "How much do you weigh now?"

"What...what are you asking me?"

Upon hearing this, Gu Qiao's expression instantly turned horrified, his voice trembling with disbelief, like a broken wind-up machine: "You asked me how much I weigh?"

Hayakawa asked, somewhat bewildered, "Huh? Is that not allowed?"

"You...you have no common sense!"

Fumino Furuhashi's expression instantly changed, her face filled with shame and indignation as she said, "How could you ask a girl such a question? This is number three on my list of the questions I hate being asked by boys!"

"Rankings..."

Hayakawa rolled her eyes and said expressionlessly, "I was just asking about your weight."

"Hmm, what's so ordinary about it..."

Fumino Furuhashi pursed her pink lips and puffed out her cheeks, looking just like an angry groundhog. She muttered, "It's only because I have a good temper. Any other girl would definitely be angry. A girl's weight is absolutely lightning. Hayakawa, you probably don't have any female classmates in Class B who want to talk to you."

"That's such a shame,"

Hayakawa looked smug and crossed his legs, saying, "I'm very popular in my class, and I'm never short of girls who want to chat with me."

"It's absolutely a lie."

Fumino Furuhashi curled her lip, not believing Hayakawa's nonsense at all.

"Hmph, you know who May is, she's in our class,"

Hayakawa said, "She often comes to chat with me."

Gu Qiao said, "Just one. Are there any others?"

"And her sister, Yotsuba."

Hayakawa said, "And her sisters Nino and Ichika, I also have their LINE accounts."

"Aren't they all family? They all have the surname Nakano!"

Fumino Furuhashi said loudly, "Being close to a small group like the quintuplets doesn't make you popular."

"This is just a small example. I'm just using those five to indirectly reflect how popular I am,"

Hayakawa didn't care at all, leaning back on the sofa and saying smugly, "Based on my personal considerations, I'm pretty sure that more than half the girls in the class have a crush on me."

Fumino Furuhashi: "..."

"hiss…"

After a brief silence, Fumino Furuhashi gasped and looked at Hayakawa beside her with a strange expression.

In fact, she had long realized that Hayakawa was a bit of a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), after all, her strange self-proclaimed titles that popped up from time to time, and her frequent inexplicable outbursts of passion, had all made her notice.

but…

Even chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) shouldn't be this childish.

Most of the girls in your class have a crush on you. Do you think you're the transfer student protagonist in a visual novel?

Fumino Furuhashi looked at Hayakawa, who was half-lying on the sofa, and gave him a strange look that said, "I don't know what to say."

"What's your expression?"

Seeing Furuhashi's strange expression, Hayakawa frowned and looked at her with some displeasure: "Don't you believe me?"

"It's nothing, I'm thinking about it..."

Fumino Furuhashi seemed lost in a thought that yielded no answers: "What made you become like this?"

Hayakawa was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"let me see,"

Fumino Furuhashi didn't reply to Hayakawa's words. Instead, she carefully looked him up and down, saying as she did so, "Looks... passable, height and build are also suitable, seems pretty good in all aspects..."

"Humph."

Hayakawa snorted coldly, completely disregarding Furuhashi's assessment.

"As for grades... ugh."

Gu Qiao murmured, "It's alright, I guess."

It's alright... alright... alright... I guess.

These words reached Hayakawa's ears.

The moment he heard those words, Hayakawa looked blank for a moment, as if he couldn't believe he had heard everything.

What is that...? That is the ease of the victor, that is the condescension of the ruler, that is the shamelessness of the persecutor!

How could I, the mighty Emperor, tolerate such a humiliation?!

The next moment, the world changed, thunder roared, and crimson blood stained the sky!

"you…"

His body was surrounded by surging black energy, like a demon god from hell. His body swelled infinitely as he stood high above the clouds, looking down at the ancient bridge in front of him. His cold and indifferent eyes seemed to be looking at a reptile that had offended him.

Has this day finally come?

Hayakawa murmured to himself, his voice echoing through an empty valley, continuous and unending.

In a daze, his thoughts raced back to the past. He remembered how, every time the monthly exam results came out, he would find his noble name trampled on by two ants.

He also recalled how, whenever he chatted with his classmates, they would intentionally or unintentionally show admiration for Furuhashi and Ogata, but ignored him, who should have been respected even more, and even said things like, "Hayakawa-kun is already pretty good."

He recalled the freshman commendation ceremony two months ago, where he stood looking up at the stage watching two girls receive scholarships from the principal and applause from the students.

There are just too many...

All that was left for him was endless humiliation.

"Enough...enough!"

Hayakawa let out a low shout, raised his head and opened his eyes to look at the boundless darkness before him. He stretched out a hand to tear the world in front of him. His expression was firm, as if he wanted to completely destroy the past. And in the ruins and corpses, a new Hayakawa was slowly rising.

From the moment I was born, I was the chess player of this world, controlling all the pieces as if by divine will. Even though a few pieces were somewhat unruly and escaped my will time and again, narrowly winning against me a few times by luck, how could they shake my supreme Dao heart?

"You...can't defy fate."

Hayakawa looked at the old bridge and spoke slowly and deliberately, his voice booming like a great bell, as if it were the voice of the heavens.

"What...what are you saying?"

Fumino Furuhashi couldn't help but take a step back. The pressure from Hayakawa was too strong, making her feel somewhat frightened.

But Furuhashi's mind was still stuck on her previous discussion with Hayakawa about gaining weight, so she subconsciously said weakly, "Hayakawa-kun, I really can't eat anymore, I'll turn into a paramecium..."

"Hehehe..."

Hayakawa lowered his head, and a cold, sharp light flashed from his face hidden in the shadows.

Chapter 77 May I take a bite?

Paramecium?

Hayakawa sneered.

Yes, you web crawler.

At this moment, Hayakawa's heart was completely still, only filled with a surging, undercurrent of anger.

Fight! Fight! As the Great Emperor, he fears nothing, whether it's a battle in an exam or a physical fight.

What you can't get with a pen, you have to get with your fists.

you…

Die...die!

Hayakawa roared in his heart, his roar like thunder from the heavens, shaking the entire world and drowning out all other noises.

The next moment he made his move, an endless giant palm pressing down on Fumino Furuhashi, intending to obliterate her.

"Why won't you believe me? If you don't believe me..."

Meanwhile, seeing that Hayakawa wasn't responding and was only sneering, Fumino Furuhashi panicked. In a moment of impulsiveness, she pulled up the hem of her clothes and shouted, her face flushed, "Just feel it yourself!"

With a determined look, she lifted the hem of her dress even higher, completely revealing her flat, snow-white abdomen. Besides her delicate, jade-like skin, her slender waist was most noticeable for her two prominent V-lines, which extended straight down from both sides of her abdomen and into the bottom of her skirt.

Hayakawa's deadly punch stopped abruptly in front of Furuhashi's abdomen.

"..."

Hayakawa stared blankly at Fumino Furuhashi's exposed, slender waist, his eyes narrowing slightly.

For some reason, he suddenly lost all his anger and even felt a sense of pleasure.

It must be that his Dao heart has reached a new level, and he no longer cares about the malicious slander of some petty villain.

Hayakawa thought to himself, then looked at Furuhashi with a blank expression. She saw that Furuhashi had her eyes closed and her head turned to the other side. Her delicate, fair face was flushed, and she was too ashamed to look at him.

"Hurry up and touch it..."

Seeing that Hayakawa hadn't made a move yet, Fumino Furuhashi couldn't help but urge him in a low voice, as if she were talking to an insect.

"... "

Hayakawa hesitated, but in the end he couldn't resist touching it. The sensation he felt from the touch instantly shocked him.

The smooth, silky touch surpassed all silk, both cool and warm, flowing upwards along a graceful curve. Hayakawa touched that perfectly soft spot, everything was exquisitely just right.

The indescribable feel made Hayakawa feel as if he were touching not a human body, but a statue made of some kind of warm jade.

Hayakawa: I suddenly feel like I want to protect her for the rest of my life.

bah bah bah! !

Slay the inner demons!

Hayakawa slowly shifted his gaze to his crotch, his eyes turning cold.