Me, a priest? How could that be!

Chapter 56 The Minotaur Must Die

Every morning thereafter, Youyou would come to chat with him, not to explain her sins or make any demands, but simply to have a chat.

Charlotte also enjoyed the leisurely time spent chatting with the cute girl.

However, Youyou is also sensible. When she sees someone coming to pray, she will immediately get up and say goodbye, determined not to cause trouble for others.

It makes you realize what a good child she is.

Charlotte became increasingly adept at maintaining the confessional rituals, largely because the followers of the Church of Eris did not have any unspeakable sins.

It's nothing more than accidentally knocking over Grandma's beloved flowerpot but not daring to admit it, or retaliating by making the noise even louder every night because the neighbors are noisy, and other trivial matters.

Honestly.

He gradually grew to like this kind of work.

...until Aqua came looking for her.

"Please, please, Mr. Charlotte!" Inside the Church of Eris, Aqua clung to his leg and cried out, "Please, go help out at the Axis Church! The believers are waiting for you to guide them!"

"Let go, let go now!"

Charlotte tried several times to pull her leg away but couldn't; she was really strong.

He sighed helplessly.

"Aqua, you could do this yourself, right? If you personally helped guide them, the believers would be incredibly grateful."

"No way! I'm a goddess, you know, how could I stoop to do something like that? Besides, if I'm sitting in the confessional every day, won't I have no time to play?"

"Is the important part the latter part!?"

This guy—

Charlotte clenched her fist.

I really hope she can learn from Eris, the goddess who diligently helps clean up messes, and who would personally descend to earth for her believers.

"No, I don't want to. I have a job to do. Can you please stop causing trouble?"

"Charlotte, you're one of my followers too, right? Even if you don't worship me as a goddess, and you don't pray to me three times a day, you should at least do something for the church! Please, I really beg you! If you don't agree... I'll cry for you!"

"Hey, don't cry!"

Seeing Aqua's tearful eyes, Charlotte became frightened, worried that she might cause a flood that would submerge the church.

Thinking of the things the old man had asked him to do before he left, he took a deep breath and then exhaled slowly.

"I understand, I'll help."

"Really!? That's great! Charlotte, you're my follower, you should come and help me, what are you doing always hanging around with Eris?... Pah!"

Aqua seemed a little annoyed and actually spat at the statue of Eris.

"Clean it up properly!"

"It hurts so much! It hurts so much!"

Charlotte grabbed her ribbon and forcibly wiped away the saliva from the goddess statue.

Leave the church.

Aqua walked down the street, sobbing, and said pitifully, "This is my symbol as a goddess, how could you use it to wipe your drool, it's so mean..."

"You were the one who threw up first, weren't you? And since you're Eris's senior, at least act like one, okay?"

"No way! As the goddess who governs this island nation, I would never admit to being inferior to some remote goddess like Eris, who's from who-knows-where!"

Aqua refused to admit defeat.

But in this world, the Church of Eris is clearly more popular, isn't it?

Charlotte didn't bother talking to her.

After walking through several streets, we arrived at the Church of Axis, a small, dilapidated church that looked like it was about to collapse due to years of neglect.

If it weren't for the architectural style and the faint Axis symbols visible on the sign at the entrance, one would really think it was some kind of ruin.

"Is this the Axis cult...?"

"That's right!"

"It's a church, after all; let's fix it up."

"I have no money."

Aqua bluntly stated this, adding that she was currently in debt for hundreds of millions of Eris and didn't know how she was going to pay it back.

"Then let the believers... no, it's nothing."

The number of Axis followers is small, so even if they wanted to fund the repair of the church, it would be difficult. Moreover, if the money were to reach Aqua, it might be used to drink bubble tea.

Forget it, I'd better get back to work and just give it a quick, perfunctory reply before heading back.

Just as Charlotte stepped inside—

"Wait a moment!"

The foolish goddess stopped him, and at the same time, magically produced a set of priestly robes from behind her back, saying, "As a follower of Axis, what kind of nonsense is it to wear the priestly robes of the Church of Eris? Quickly change into these!"

"...You're such a nuisance."

Charlotte looked somewhat disgusted.

However, his professionalism still led him to change into this outfit.

"Hmm, that's pretty good!"

Aqua nodded in satisfaction.

In fact, the priestly robes of the Axis religion are quite similar to those of the Eris religion, except that the white cuffs are replaced with light blue ones, which seems to symbolize that Aqua is the goddess of water.

Enter the church.

Although the exterior looked dilapidated, the interior was very clean, and the statue of the goddess placed in front of the church was spotless, very holy and beautiful.

Charlotte stood there and stared for a long time.

Aqua said with a hint of smugness, "How about it? Have you suddenly become devout to me?"

"...On the contrary, after seeing her in person, the filter shattered completely." Charlotte pouted.

Ignoring the loud and foolish goddess, she arrived at the confessional in the corner of the church. It was about the same size as the one Eris taught, and it was also very clean, showing that someone was taking good care of it.

The interior decoration and structure are also similar, equally cramped and narrow, making it somewhat suffocating.

and so--

"Aqua, why did you squeeze in?"

Charlotte rolled her eyes.

After he entered the confessional, Aqua followed him in. The already cramped space became even narrower because of her intrusion. The two of them squeezed together, and he could even smell the sweet scent emanating from her.

"Because I'm worried you won't do a good job."

"Okay, I'm going out."

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I was wrong! I shouldn't have doubted you!"

Aqua hugged him tightly.

The two were very close, and the softness and warmth of the goddess's perfect body constantly stimulated Charlotte.

It's hard now, its fist is hard.

He kept telling himself: This is Aqua, this is Aqua!

"That's enough, stay away from me."

"Don't push! It's already small here!"

"Then get out!"

"I don't want to!"

The two kept adjusting their positions.

At that moment, a believer entered the confessional. His face was obscured, but judging from his robust physique and long beard, he appeared to be a middle-aged man.

Charlotte raised a finger and shushed Aqua, who nodded knowingly and shut her mouth.

Work begins.

Charlotte coughed lightly and slowly said, "My believer, have you done anything that requires your repentance? Here you can speak freely, and the goddess will forgive you no matter what."

"Father, actually I..."

The middle-aged man hesitated for a moment, then, as if making a decision, confessed, "I like minotaur stories!"

"The Minotaur must die!!"

Charlotte slammed her hand on the wooden board, startling the middle-aged man.

"Mr. Priest!?"

"I'm sorry, I lost my composure. Please continue."

"Okay, okay..."

The middle-aged man composed himself and spoke again: "I like NTR stories. At first, I enjoyed them from the perspective of the blond guy, but I gradually came to understand the feelings of the victim, and now I'm starting to enjoy the decadent pleasure from a female perspective... Dirty rag uncle, you're the best!"

After he finished speaking, he shed tears of repentance.

Charlotte was also greatly alarmed.

"This...this kind of thing...God, we can't stay silent about this, we can't...!"