Me, a priest? How could that be!

Chapter 67: Three Sentences That Made Nightmare Shop Offer Me Lifetime Free Services

The Nightmare Sister, who was just moments ago so poised and elegant, is now slumped over the table, her eyes rolled back, tongue lolling out, cheeks flushed. If it weren't for the occasional slight tremor in her body, one would think she had been banished.

This sudden contrast!

Charlotte had only seen it in notebooks!

No, this is not the time to admire the scenery. The nightmares around him are all looking at him with strange eyes, making him sweat profusely and feel like he's sitting on pins and needles.

Is it really going to get me blacklisted?

That won't work!

Still yearning for freedom, Charlotte instinctively looked at the only person she recognized in the shop, Nightmare, and said, "It wasn't me, I didn't do anything, Lolita, please speak up for me... Lolita!?"

For some reason, Little Nightmare was also slightly open-mouthed, licking her lips with her tongue, her cheeks were rosy and her eyes were hazy. Her hands and legs were constantly twisting and turning, making her look incredibly delicate and beautiful.

Ok? ? ?

What's going on here?

Just as Charlotte was at a loss—

"Everyone, calm down, I'm fine." Amy slowly straightened her upper body, looking at him with eyes full of affection, and said with a wistful smile, "Oh, I see... that's how it is. No wonder Lolisa has been so absent-minded every day. I understand now."

"What do you understand?"

"Mr. Charlotte, you are a priest, right?"

She seemed to have said something pointless.

But Amy explained, "Under normal circumstances, the magic of clergy can cause a lot of damage to demons because their magic is mixed with a lot of faith power. The more devout one is to the goddess, the more this is true. Therefore, priests of the church are the nemesis of demons."

"I do know that..."

"As for Mr. Charlotte's faith, well... well, it's not that much..."

She phrased it very tactfully.

Charlotte also felt embarrassed. As a priest in the church, she didn't have much faith in the goddess. It would be one thing if people found out, but the fact that the object of her affections was Nightmare made her lose face.

He was somewhat furious.

"What does this have to do with faith?"

"You should know that nightmares drain men's energy to survive, and when it comes to energy, the more powerful a person is, the richer the energy they possess, so we really like such guests."

Normally, such guests are nothing special except for being a little more palatable, but Mr. Charlotte is a priest, and his magic carries a hint of faith...

I know this might sound strange, but the slight stimulation from this kind of faith is truly irresistible, and the combination of two complex forces of faith... how should I put it, there's a strange sense of transgression, making it incredibly addictive... ha... ha..."

Nightmare Sister looked restless and slightly out of breath, her eyes growing increasingly watery and unfocused as she looked at him.

I'm a pufferfish!?

Charlotte pointed to her nose.

Besides its delicious flesh, pufferfish, a type of bubble fish, also has a slightly numbing and stimulating sensation on the tongue that is irresistible.

This is actually a toxin.

How delicious pufferfish is can be seen from the poet who risked his life to eat it, and now Charlotte... or rather, Charlotte's magic is this kind of poison to Nightmare.

If it were catnip or something, I could accept it, but what the heck is pufferfish toxin?

No, is that right?

"Mr. Charlotte, I'd like to ask you for a favor." Nightmare Sister looked at him. "Could you come to the shop often? Not too often, three times a day would be fine."

"...You want me to die!?"

Charlotte uses a fadeaway jumper.

He had only ever seen the idea of ​​unlimited energy in notebooks. Many people boasted of having unlimited energy, but that was because they hadn't encountered a real juicer.

"Twice a day? Once a day?"

"Wait, wait! How did we suddenly turn into bargaining? I don't think I've agreed yet, have I?"

"...Don't you agree?"

"Wait a minute, let me think it over."

Normally, priests shouldn't have contact with demons, even if the other party is a harmless nightmare. But Charlotte can confidently say that after experiencing the service once, he absolutely couldn't control his little head. He is very self-aware in this regard.

But isn't once a day a bit...?

He hesitated.

"It seems you won't agree."

Amy was a little disappointed, and gently pulled the little nightmare beside her into her arms, saying, "We don't really have any issues. After all, if you haven't tasted it, you won't crave it. But Lolisa met someone as big as Mr. Charlotte on her first try. I imagine no one will be able to satisfy her after that, right?"

Hey Hey hey!

What you said is very ambiguous.

Amy sighed and said with heartache, "Poor little thing, she's been so absent-minded these past few days. Maybe she'll become depressed and unable to be a proper nightmare, and be ridiculed by others until the end of her life? Yes, we're not related, it's just poor Lolisa... I think."

It's okay, what are you peeking at?

Who was that person who was so excited that they lost their mind?

However, when I saw Lolisa's somewhat disappointed, aggrieved, and slightly saddened eyes, I suddenly felt a pang of sympathy.

"I understand, I understand!"

"You agreed!?"

"After all, I have my own needs, and I can't guarantee I'll never come here again." Charlotte said with a self-deprecating laugh, then added seriously, "But I have conditions."

"Yes, please speak!"

"First, I'll come once a week! ...No bargaining allowed. I'm a priest, and frequenting places like this will arouse suspicion. If word gets out that I'm having an affair with Nightmare, it won't be good for either of us. Besides, I need time to recover my energy."

"……All right."

"Secondly, you are not allowed to disturb my life! Or rather, you are not allowed to come to church! Nightmare going to church, do you have a death wish? If the other priests find out, you won't be so lucky."

"I'm so sorry..."

Lolisa bowed her head and apologized.

Amy also stated that such a thing would never happen again, and that nightmares do indeed often avoid churches and clergy.

"The last one..."

Charlotte's expression turned very serious, and Amy subconsciously straightened up as well, and then—

"Could I have some complimentary hospitality vouchers, please?"

"…………hehe."

Amy covered her mouth and laughed so hard she was shaking. She looked incredibly alluring, and Charlotte's breathing became rapid.

"Okay, from now on, Nightmare Shop will no longer charge you, and you will receive enough free hospitality vouchers every month."

Hmph hmph hmph.

Charlotte was slightly smug.

Three sentences to make Nightmare Shop pay me for life!

Although the price of 5000 for three hours is a bargain, Charlotte needs the free invitation ticket from Nightmare Shop even more. You know, this kind of thing is hard currency in Axel, and you can usually get a favor by just pulling out an invitation ticket.

"Okay, then—"

"Let's not delay, let's begin now."

"...Start with what?"

"Of course, it was agreed upon."

Amy smiled as she looked at Charlotte, while the nightmares in the shop had all swarmed around him at some point, their eyes gleaming with eager anticipation, as if they intended to devour him alive.

...Will I be able to walk out today?

Charlotte thought.