novelraw Chapter 14: As long as you think it's funny, you can make your words come true; don't try
Chapter 14: As long as you think it's funny, you can make your words come true; don't try
"Hehe."
Smoke billowed around them as the man in the tight-fitting clothes quickly scrambled to his feet. His face was swollen in an exaggerated way, and his lips had turned into exaggerated sausage lips, giving him a quirky and comical look.
"Ahem, anyway, I thought it was hilarious to make an entrance by falling from the sky and landing face-first, so I did it."
The man in the tight-fitting clothes stuck out his tongue and said in a cute way with his very square face.
But Nanami Kento had no intention of laughing at all and instantly went into battle mode.
He shielded the three students behind him, and the bandages wrapped around the cursed artifacts rustled down, revealing the chilling glint of their sharp blades.
What happened?
A bead of cold sweat trickled down Nanami Kento's forehead, and his hand gripping the knife trembled slightly.
With his senses, he hadn't noticed the presence of the man in the tight-fitting clothes at all.
Not only were there no fluctuations in magical power, but there was also no heartbeat, no breathing, and no warmth...
It's as if they jumped out of another dimension!
"My name is Takaha Shihiko. I used to be a comedian, and now I am a new member of the Holy Spirit Cult."
At this point, Gao Yu Shiyan suddenly made a funny face, his tongue flailing wildly, saliva flying everywhere, and his neck stretched forward several centimeters as he grinned.
"Just kidding, I'm actually a horse, sirloom sirloom sirloom—"
"What? It's just a horse..."
Nanami's vigilance immediately relaxed, and his grip on the knife loosened slightly. He opened his mouth, just about to wrap the knife around himself again.
Suddenly, his pupils contracted sharply, and he bit his tongue, the pain causing him to regain consciousness. He instantly jumped back several meters, staring at the man in front of him in horror.
"Your technique can influence the consciousness of others?!"
That's right.
In that instant, Nanami's damn sense of humor was suddenly triggered by Takaha Shihiko's nonsensical performance, and she found it hilarious that he had suddenly turned into a horse.
But at that very moment when he found it amusing, he subconsciously actually mistook Takayu Shihiko for a horse.
If it weren't for his common sense as an adult, which made him instinctively feel that it was unreasonable for a horse to appear at this time, he would have let Takayu Shihiko run away with Shunpei just now.
"I don't know, I just think it's funny to tell a joke about a horse right now."
Gao Yu Shiyan shrugged, feeling sorry for the joke he had just made. His imitation of the horse was so lifelike that Huzhang and Qi almost laughed.
In other words, Kugizaki Nobara and Fushiguro Megumi didn't quite get his style.
"What exactly are you? Why won't you disclose information about your techniques?"
"In that case, I'll make it public now."
Nanami said with a solemn expression, holding a knife in one hand, using "public information" to establish a restraint in exchange for an increase in his spell power output.
"My technique is called 'Waluo Waluo.' Regardless of the opponent, it can divide the body into equal parts and forcefully create a weakness at the 7:3 point."
"As long as I hit the 'point,' I can trigger a 'critical hit.' If I'm hit by a 'critical hit,' I can deal some damage even to enemies much stronger than me."
As Nanami finished speaking.
The cursed dagger in his hand flickered with a ghostly blue cursed energy. Nanami's body moved like a ghost and instantly attacked Takaha Fumihiko, trying to control this dangerous enemy as soon as possible.
He had no information about the enemy's spells, so he had to finish the battle quickly.
"So, I'll reveal my information then, even though I don't know what my technique is."
Looking at the rapidly approaching Nanami, Takahashi Shiko felt no fear whatsoever. Instead, he made a funny face and said with a smile.
"My technique is... guess what—"
"What?!"
Just as Nanami's attack was about to touch Takaha Shihiko, he suddenly split into four clones of varying heights and builds, each with a comical smile on their face, speaking to Nanami in a very irritating tone.
"My [point] is on my buttocks; my buttocks can withstand any strike in the world."
The short, tall bird stuck its buttocks out high, and its two buttocks contracted like a hydraulic press, which looked quite absurd.
"My target is my chest, Ms. Nanami. Can you break through my steel-like pectoral muscles?!"
The tall Gao Yu puffed out his chest, his pectoral muscles swelling like a suit of steel armor, and said as he bounced around.
"My [point] is on the lips. Don't be shy, come on."
Tall Yu blew a kiss to Nanami, pouted his lips, and said in an extremely nauseatingly mushy tone.
"My [point] is in my stomach. Only by cutting through the outer layer of fat can you hit it, burp, flat noodles."
Fatty Gao Yu licked the edge of his lips with his tongue and mumbled something indistinctly.
Staring at the suddenly appearing split entity, Nanami froze on the spot, drew his sword, looked around, and was completely at a loss.
What exactly happened?
If the opponent's technique is not the illusion-based "consciousness manipulation", why did it suddenly split into four clones, and why does each clone have spell power fluctuations? It is not created by illusion at all.
Who exactly is this guy named Takaha Shihiko?
"Not cutting? Then I'm leaving."
"Shunping, it's Patrick Star. Let's go jellyfish catching together, hahaha."
In an instant, the four Gao Yu merged together again, turning into a laughing pink starfish, which quickly carried Shunping on its shoulder and fled with its jellyfish shikigami.
Itadori and the others wanted to continue the chase, but Nanami stopped them.
Don't go.
Nanami Kento stared intently at Takahashi Fumihiko's departing figure with a serious expression, then stopped the others and shook his head.
Why?
"Teacher, although his spell looks impressive, the overall fluctuation of his spell power is only around level three. There's no need to be that careful."
Fushiguro asked with a puzzled look, "Although Takahashi Fumihiko just played a lot of fancy tricks, his actual spell power was not high, and his overall strength was not as strong as Fushiguro's shikigami [Tamagu].
Therefore, he couldn't understand why Nanami was being so cautious.
"To act rashly without knowing the opponent's spell formula is tantamount to suicide."
"Moreover, the opponent's technique is so strange that even I was almost affected, so we can't let our guard down."
Nanami Kento said with a serious expression that as a teacher, his first priority was the safety of his students, and only then could he carry out his mission.
not to mention.
His instincts as a first-level sorcerer told him that Takahashi Fumihiko was definitely not as simple as he seemed.
His seemingly absurd and bizarre spells harbor infinite possibilities, and if they were truly unleashed, no one knows what the consequences would be.